January 2012
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WHAT IF
chelegron:
Glee actually does a Disney episode
and Santana and Brittany sing “Kiss the Girl” from The Little Mermaid
or someone/ New Directions sings it to them
AND THEN THEY KISS.
IMAGINE.
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“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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narcissism test →
I got 5/40
I scored low on authority, self-sufficiency, exhibitionism, exploitativeness, vanity and entitlement and medium on superiority.
That’s like good-ish, right?
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Anonymous asked: When was the best day/night of your life and what happened?
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Happy Birthday Betty White!
sergeantsarcasm:
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Watchimyourecstasy:
Epic Pie Time
CALL UP TWILIGHT SPARKLE, TELL HER SHE’S A LITTLE BITCH
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Because Glee is really the Let's-All-Pee-On-Kurt...
Kurt: When will Finn love me?
Ryan: Never. He's straight.
Kurt: Can I stop being bullied at least?
Ryan: No, it's only going to get worse as the season progresses.
Kurt: Well...At least I have my dad.
Ryan: Lol wait until Grilled Cheesus.
Kurt: Is he going to be okay?
Ryan: Eventually. I should probably let you meet a cute guy to make up for it.
Kurt: Awesome! When do we date?
Ryan: You don't. He's straight, too.
Kurt: Well whose gay?
Ryan: You know that bully? Karofsky? The one that pushes you into lockers all the time and makes your life a living hell? Yeah, well, he's going to force himself on you, stealing your first kiss.
Kurt: You've got to be kidding me.
Ryan: Don't worry. I'm going to introduce you to a handsome, dapper, private school crooner to make it up to you. Oh, and he's gay.
Kurt: Great! So can I date him?
Ryan: You have to chase him. He prefers the hippie that works at the gap to you. Then he makes out with Rachel.
Kurt: Does he ever love me back?
Ryan: After your pet dies, yes.
Kurt: You killed my pet?!
Ryan: Yup. Just like I killed your chances of getting into your dream college. Your application is horrible.
Kurt: Why?!
Ryan: You try out for the lead in the musical but don't get it because you're "too feminine". A lot of people make fun of you for it and it really gets you down. You run for president to make up for it, but lose to Brittany.
Kurt: That's horrible.
Ryan: I know. That's probably why you cry all the time.
Kurt: At least I have Blaine, though. Right?
Ryan: I suppose so. I'm cutting your car make out scene, though. Also the scene where he buys you a Christmas present. And you're going to be the only one in the club without a Valentine this year.
Kurt: Jesus, Ryan Murphy. Why don't you just have me get hit by a freaking bus?!
Ryan Murphy: Hmm.
Kurt: Shit.
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