christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
thatgeekyfemme: If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bff with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me. Are you Martin Freeman?
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
xdominoe: hotpielookedlikehotpie: just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit